Saturday, February 21, 2015

SNL 40 -- Or Why Saturday Night Live is the Best Longest-Running TV Show Ever

For 40 Years Saturday Night Live has entertained the masses by providing countless memorable catch-phrases, characters, sketches, and jokes. It is only because of SNL that people want more cowbell and wish to avoid living in a van down by the river. It is only because of SNL that people when annoyed by other people will say “Buh-by!” SNL has provided us with Wayne’s World, Pat, Mr. Bill, the Blues Brothers, the Bass-O-Matic, Deep Thoughts, the Church Lady, Seinfeld (indirectly), Adam Sandler, the Hanukkah Song, Jebidiah Atkinson, Chippendales, Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Jeremy Renner’s rendition of “The Avengers” theme song, Two Wild and Crazy Guys, Justin Timberlake’s Soup Can, Ashlee Simpson’s Lip-Sync debacle, What’s Up With That, Celebrity Jeopardy, The Californians, and the Weekend Update. Most of these memorable moments, sketches, and characters were paid tribute this past Sunday (February 15) during the SNL 40 show, which was a 3 ½ hour special dedicated to remembering the past 40 years. Going into the show, I was unsure about how they would pay tribute to these classic and timeless memories, but luckily, I was pleasantly surprised. Using a combination of live sketches, monologues, and video highlights the people at SNL successfully paid tribute to SNL itself in a hilarious and heartwarming way. I could probably write a dozen blogs about this special, but I will limit myself to talking about the Weekend Update, and how it exceeded my expectations.
First I’ll start off with a basic summary of the Weekend Update on Sunday, then go back over the best moments. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Jane Curtin shared the Weekend Update desk on Sunday and told some normal Update jokes, mainly relating to how times have changed over the course of the show. Then they invited some current celebrities to pay homage to their favorite SNL characters, which included Emma Stone as Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Edward Norton as Stefon, and Melissa McCarthy as Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker. Tina Fey was eaten by a shark and then they showed a montage of many Weekend Update moments and jokes that were just swell! After this, Kevin Nealon, Norm Macdonald, Seth Myers, and Colin Quinn (former Weekend Update anchors) lined up shoulder to shoulder from tallest to shortest to introduce the original Weekend Update anchor: Chevy Chase, who thanked everyone while aided by Garrett Morris who yelled the message for the hearing impaired.
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Jane Curtin team up for the win!

Now, let’s start the in-depth discussion with the Jane Curtin/Amy Poehler/Tina Fey portion of the Weekend Update tribute. It was great to see Jane Curtin, one of the old-time anchors, reading the news again alongside Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, who were two of the funnier anchors. I’ll list some of the best jokes told here:
Amy Poehler: “Saturday Night Live turns 40 years old this week with a live 3 and a half hour broadcast that won an Emmy in the first 10 minutes then lost it somewhere in the middle.”
Tina Fey: “Viewers of Saturday Night Live span several generations, from the Baby Boomers to Generation X all the way to whatever you call the little dummies who are live-tweeting this right now instead of watching it.”
Jane Curtin: “Over the course of Saturday Night Live’s 40 year history, 11 films have been made based on its characters, which adds up to a record-breaking 22 thumbs down!”
Amy Poehler’s joke was a clever reference to SNL’s well-documented history. SNL won Emmys in 1976 and 1977 for “Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Series” and “Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Series” and Chevy Chase and Gilda Radner won the Emmy for “Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program” in 1976 and 1978 respectively. However, during the early 80s, Lorne Michaels (the original creator of SNL) left the show, was replaced by Dick Ebersol, and the show entered what many refer to as the “Dark Ages” of SNL, and while the show found its footing in the late 80s and early 90s, many consider the original cast from 1975 to 1980 to be the best.

Eddie Murphy kept the show alive during the Dark Ages of SNL by being the only funny part of the show.

Tina Fey’s joke was just plain funny.
Jane Curtin’s joke was an obvious reference to SNL’s movies, which include The Blues Brothers, It’s Pat, Wayne’s World, and MacGruber. Most of SNL’s films have received mass criticism for not being very good (though I would definitely disagree, as Wayne’s World is a clever and hilarious movie). Actually, in truth, Wayne’s World and The Blues Brothers were generally successful and received positive reviews, leading to each getting a sequel. So I’d probably rephrase the joke as “18 thumbs down and 4 thumbs up!” but again I’m not a comedic genius who was an original cast member on one of the greatest television shows of all time renowned for its originality and comedy, so my opinion doesn’t really matter.
Now, moving on to impressions of characters. Emma Stone and Melissa McCarthy were hilarious as the characters they played, and this of course stems from their respective characters being hilarious. To be honest, I never found Stefon, played by Bill Hader, to be a funny character, so I wasn’t too fond of Edward Norton’s impersonation of him, but it was fun to see Seth Myers back at the Weekend Update desk to confront Stefon. Anyway, back to the good characters.

Edward Norton and Bill Hader as two Stefons. Gosh, this is terrible. But Seth Myers is there so that's good I guess.

Gilda Radner originally portrayed Rosanna Rosanna Danna on the Weekend Update as the consumer affairs reporter who gave editorial replies to current issues. She would often go on tangents in reply to mail from Richard Feder, who usually had a serious issue. On one specific appearance, Radner’s Rosanna Rosanna Danna responded to Feder’s letter about quitting smoking in which he listed all the side-effects he was having from quitting. This past Sunday, Emma Stone did her impression of Rosanna Rosanna Danna giving this same monologue of Mr. Feder’s condition. Here are the links to the original monologue and Emma Stone’s rendition:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4147 (Just watch the whole video. It’s great.)

Gilda Radner as Rosanna Rosanna Danna, a hilarious over-the-top character.

Emma Stone’s rendition, while not perfect, was very funny to watch, with her doing really well with the voice and getting the monologue down pretty well. Of course, nobody could match Gilda Radner’s perfect characterization of Rosanna Rosanna Danna, but Emma Stone did a very good job.

This "Nerd" Emma Stone pays tribute to Gilda Radner by portraying Rosanna Rosanna Danna. Bravo to Emma Stone.

Edward Norton then impersonated Stefon. How is this character funny? I don’t get it. Please let me know in the comments if you disagree with my opinion about Stefon.
After this, there was a knock on the door, which a paranoid Jane Curtin thought was a shark. This, of course, is in reference to the Landshark, as seen in this video, made after the original Jaws.

The Landshark strikes again!

The Landshark is an intelligent creature that can disguise its voice and travel on land to kill people. It generally knocks on doors, in the guise of a plumber or a telegram or candygram delivery man, or even as a dolphin. A young, single woman is often his target, fooled by his voice into answering the door. Jane Curtin is one of the victims of the Landshark, who opens the door when he knocks and says he is the Landshark. She mistakenly thinks that “Walter” is playing a joke on her, and pays the price with her life. So Curtin’s current-day fear of doors is well founded, but luckily, it is just Melissa McCarthy as Matt Foley, the Motivational Speaker portrayed by Chris Farley.

"Now you kids are probably asking yourselves: Hey Matt, how can we get back on the right track?"

In 1993, SNL did a sketch featuring the late Chris Farley as a motivational speaker named Matt Foley. In case you haven’t witnessed this piece of art, here it is for you to enjoy.

Chris Farley as the original Matt Foley causes David Spade and Christina Applegate to cover their faces as they laugh.

Now, if you haven’t seen this before, you HAVE NOT LIVED. You’ve probably been out of the loop, LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Anyway, a family, including the hilarious Phil Hartman and the now-famous David Spade, has a family talk in which Matt Foley confronts the kids (Spade and Christina Applegate) about smoking pot. The sketch is perfect because of Farley’s raw energy and hilarious delivery, which causes Spade to laugh throughout the sketch and make it all the more classic. So when Melissa McCarthy came onto the Weekend Update to impersonate Matt Foley, I was thrilled. She nailed his mannerisms, including adjusting his belt and diving into a table/desk. She also did a pretty good impersonation of his yelling voice and got all the important lines, such as living in a van down by the river and amounting to jack squat. I would highly recommend watching the original sketch above (I provided 3 links because, you know, there’s 3 times the chance it will work) and then watching McCarthy’s impression below. Now, her characterization of course could not live up to Chris Farley’s pitch-perfect delivery, but it was a great tribute to a great character.

Melissa McCarthy as Matt Foley, who LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Then, of course, the Landshark appears and eats Tina Fey.
After that was a montage of clips from the Weekend Update. My favorite two were Jebidiah Atkinson yelling “Next!” and Norm MacDonald’s joke:
“F. Lee Bailey says if the defense only knew what Ron Goldman’s last words were, they might be able to find the real killer. You know, if you ask me, Ron’s last words were probably ‘Hey, you’re OJ Simpson!’”
Of course, I loved the Jane Curtin-Dan Aykroyd exchange, but I figured that actually typing it here could be considered inappropriate, so instead you can watch it at your own risk:
See, I have deniability because YOU chose to watch the video. Not my fault if they said anything offensive. I will say I disliked the honoring of Stefon, Drunk Uncle, and Kristen Wiig as I never found those characters to be even remotely funny. Colin Jost’s joke they showed was one of his halfway decent ones: “This Wednesday was National Hug Day. Dad.” Seth Myer’s joke was of course funny, as was the Chevy Chase one. My favorite, like I said before, was Norm MacDonald’s, as it perfectly fit in with his persona. Norm always would say that OJ Simpson was guilty of murder and constantly made fun of him for that, which is actually why MacDonald was fired.


In order of height: Kevin Nealon, Norm Macdonald, Seth Myers, Colin Quinn.
In order of best humor: Norm Macdonald, everyone else.

Luckily, Macdonald was there on Sunday as the Weekend Update was honored, and he was there with Kevin Nealon, Seth Myers, and Colin Quinn to introduce Chevy Chase. This segment was short but quite funny, especially since Kevin Nealon appeared as his character “Mr. Subliminal.” This Weekend Update character would give subliminal messages throughout a monologue, such as “I don’t know anyone else who would go out and purposely try to hurt someone –LAPD – and instead of hounding this very respectable couple –senile – that are no longer in public office –thank God – I think people like Kitty Kelley might do well to focus our attention on America’s real problems – Kennedys – Now…”
Kevin Nealon used this kind of monologue here as such: “You know, I’m going to be totally honest with you – embellish – I had nothing to complain about while I was here – Norm Macdonald - … and to be on this stage with these guys – hacks – is pretty special.” This was hilarious to see, as was Norm Macdonald’s demeanor of seeming almost drunk and saying “We gentlemen here are mere utility infielders,” causing Seth Myers to bust up laughing for some reason. Then, of course, they actually introduced Chevy Chase.
When he hosted the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase explained at one point: “And now as a public service to those of our viewers who have difficulty with their hearing, I will repeat the top story of the day aided by the headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing: Garrett Morris.” Chase then read a headline while Garrett Morris, framed by an oval, shouted the headline at the top of his lungs in hilarious fashion. Here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butZyxI-PRs

News for the Hard of Hearing. Of course, since you can read the picture's text, you already knew that.

So when Chevy Chase was introduced and was able to say a few kind words, naturally Garrett Morris made an appearance to help the hearing impaired. ”Thank you guys for that uh, uh, lovely tribute. It really made me feel loved and appreciated.” All this was said with Garrett Morris repeating it and yelling, causing loud audience laughter. Chevy Chase ended his kind words with his normal Update conclusion of “Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow,” followed by Morris.


Even today people are hearing impaired and need Garrett Morris' help.

So now, hopefully, you understand the context and hilarity of the SNL 40 Weekend Update tribute. If you do choose to go back and watch it, I’ve provided the link below, and now you understand it! I could write all day about the SNL 40 show, because it had so many funny moments, from Sean Connery mispronouncing “Who Reads?” to Justin Bieber not knowing who Tom Sawyer is to Bradley Cooper and Betty White making out (seriously, that happened, and it was weird) to Bill Murray singing the Jaws love song to Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey reprising their Wayne’s World characters. If you have any comments, questions, answers, or opinions about SNL, SNL 40, The Weekend Update, this blog post, this blog as a whole, or anything else, please leave them in comments below. In about a week Dakota Johnson will host SNL, so let's hope she does a good job and that the writing can be up to expectations coming off of this 40th Anniversary celebration. To conclude, as Chevy Chase said best: “Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.”
Links: (Scattered Throughout the Post)
Actually, you know what, you can click on the links throughout the post yourself. It's not my responsibility to put them all here for your convenience. So there!

Fine, I'll cave in. Here are the links for the whole episode. That's it for you!

Friday, February 13, 2015

Respect Your Elders – From 10 Feet Away

This Sunday on NBC, SNL will air “SNL 40,” an epic retrospective about the last 40 years of SNL’s existence. Throughout the 40 years, there have been about 2 constants: hosts doing monologues and the Weekend Update. A 40 year sketch! Now, throughout these 40 years, the Weekend Update has had its ups and downs. The current hosts have not been living up to the standards set by those previous ones, but the most recent Update was quite hilarious due to clever writing and funny guests. As we approach SNL 40, I think it is fitting that we pay respect to the previous funny Update anchors and guests. Now, I have already done this in my first post, listing my top 3 Weekend Update moments, but there are so many more that deserve recognition. I will leave many of these moments for future blog posts, but right now, I will discuss two notable Weekend Update gags from the Dennis Miller era: News From 10 Feet Away and the Grumpy Old Man.

NEWS FROM 10 FEET AWAY

In 1990 Dennis Miller was the Weekend Update anchor, and at one point he introduced a new segment called “News From 10 Feet Away,” featuring Kevin Nealon. This segment worked like a normal news report, only funny and SNL-based. Kevin Nealon was featured as a reporter for Dennis Miller, sent to report on the audience of the show, from 10 feet away. He would dress as a reporter for a regular news station would if 
they were reporting on the rain, wind, or any other outdoor story.

Kevin Nealon, reporting from 10 Feet Away

Kevin Nealon would then go on to describe the audience’s mood. Here’s an example “report” from Kevin Nealon:

Kevin Nealon: Dennis, once again, I'm standing here, ten feet away from you and the Weekend Update desk. ... And, once again, there are some lights and television equipment here as if there's a show being performed. ... And there seems to be a crowd gathered. [cheers and applause] Apparently, a rambunctious crowd and - and they're here to watch something. It - it's an almost eerie similarity to the last time I reported to you from ten feet away, Dennis. ...
Dennis Miller: And what's the mood over there this time, Kevin? 
Kevin Nealon: Well, once again, the mood is, uh, uh, festive. [cheers and applause] It's a mood of anticipation, uh, I would say mostly anticipation, Dennis. The people here seem to be waiting for something. ... Almost as if they're ready to be entertained and yet -- they're not being entertained. ... Not in any way, shape or form. ... And now, from a fair portion of the audience, I'm sensing a glint of recognition, mixed with absolute disbelief. As if they're watching something that they had seen before and that they never in their wildest imagination thought they would ever have to sit through again. ... [cheers, Kevin clears his throat] And now, I'm - I'm seeing some faces, uh, looking in my direction, Dennis, and I'm sensing a feeling of pity. ... Pity and tolerance, almost as if they're watching someone who does not appear on the show very often. ... [crowd says: "Awwwwwww!"] Someone who is being allowed to make a token appearance, being thrown a bone, if you will. Pure pity, Dennis. Pure pity. ... And now I can tell the mood is shifting again, Dennis. ... This time to - to boredom. ... Boredom and indifference. A feeling of "That's his problem, we came here to be entertained. Why don't they get on with the real show?" All this just ten feet away, Dennis. And now, within my field of vision, I see a man with a headset. He's giving me a slashing "cut" gesture with his hand. Uh, almost as if he's being directed to cut short a routine, if you will, that is not working and should be stopped. ... Uh, a routine that was put on without anyone's authorization or approval. Now, that same man is throwing his headset down, Dennis, almost as if he can't get through to someone who is very stupid or self-absorbed. ... He seems to be very irate. I can't give you a full report as I'm only ten feet away. Oh, but, now he's coming a little closer-- Yes, he does appear to be a little - a little ex-- [A hammer swings into view conking Kevin on the head, he falls to the studio floor and sprawls there unconscious, cheers and applause as we cut back to Dennis at the desk]

Interestingly, I get the sense that Nealon’s observations about the audience growing bored apply right now to this blog too. I mean, who posts an entire segment of dialogue on a blog? I do, I guess. But the real question then is why? Why would I do such a thing: subject you to the torture of reading? Well, because this is one of the funnier segments of the Weekend Update. Kevin Nealon nailed the character of the reporter, using a deadpan reporting style that hilariously entertains. The monologue is quite self-aware and makes fun of regular news broadcasts, which is what the Weekend Update, at its heart, is meant to do. Also, this is an unconventional form of comedy for the Weekend Update, which is so often confined to the Update desk with some guest characters. This one was quite original and expanded the Weekend Update to not only discuss current topics but also parody news broadcasts in general. I do not think that the Weekend Update has tried anything like this since Kevin Nealon chose to report news from just 10 feet away, which is a shame because this idea was quite original, funny, and memorable. And now it’s time to move on to a more conventional, but still hilarious, Weekend Update character.

GRUMPY OLD MAN

I said "Grumpy Old Man" not "Gary Oldman!"

Dana Carvey is among the best cast members SNL ever had. From the Church Lady to U.S. Presidents to Johnny Carson to Wayne’s World’s Garth, Carvey has portrayed countless funny characters.  However, it is his “Grumpy Old Man” character of the Weekend Update that we will honor right now.

In my days, we didn't have Kleenex! When you turned 17, you were given the family handkerchief!
I’m sure all of you have some old grandpa or grandma or old person you know who loves the way the world used to be, saying “Back in my day, we didn’t have such and such!” Well, this mindset is the very basis of Dana Carvey’s “Grumpy Old Man” character: a character full of life experiences who hates the world as it is and loves how it used to be. He would say things like:

“In my day we didn’t have bottled water. Who needs it? So clean and pure. In my day we pumped raw sewage straight into the water supply and when we wanted a drink of water it came out all brown and gooey and sometimes it had chunks of hairy crud in it and that’s the way it was and we liked it!”
“In my day we didn’t have all this athletic footwear so that you could walk in comfort. In my day we had only one kind of shoe and it was size 7 and if it didn’t fit you would just jam your foot into it and by the end of the day you pulled your feet out and they were just bloody stumps and you liked it!”
“Back then we made our own fun. We didn’t need amusement parks with their fancy rolly-coasters! In my day, if you wanted a thrill, you’d just crawl on your knees to the top of a mountain and fling yourself off! And you’d fall and land on your butt and send your spine shooting up through your skull! And you’d scream ‘Oh no, maybe this wasn’t a good idea!’ But it was too late, you were a heap of ground up bones and you liked it!”
“…We were just a bunch of morons with bloody stumps drinking raw sewage and jumping off cliffs! That’s the way it was and we liked it!”
So I’m guessing your grandparents don’t remember the “good ol’ days” quite like this. But that’s not the point. The point is that Grumpy Old Man has good memories that he clings to, memories that help him get through the misery that is our world today. And if he has fond memories of the past, who are we to step in and say “That’s stupid and disgusting and insane?” Dana Carvey’s Grumpy Old Man deserves more! He deserves to be remembered as a hilarious old man who may not have had the best past but still loves the way it was and won’t cave in. He doesn’t watch movies or use fancy ATM machines or ride roller-coasters because they didn’t have those things back then and they liked it! He deserves to be remembered for his hilarious voice, perfect delivery, funny body language, and condescending tone. Dana Carvey should have won an Oscar for this character, and don’t tell me that they don’t give out Oscars for SNL characters!

In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames!


In conclusion, the late 80s/early 90s had some of the funnier SNL Weekend Update guests and characters. Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey portrayed two of the more hilarious ones with perfect delivery and great feedback. As a result, they should be honored, along with all the trailblazing SNL cast members before them. And they will on February 15, for the SNL 40 special on NBC. Next week I will discuss this tribute episode, and hopefully Weekend Update segments shown or discussed during the show. If you have any comments, questions, observations, characters, sketches, disagreements, agreements, arguments, or other random things to say, please put them in the comments section. To conclude with the words of Kevin Nealon as he hosted the Update: “I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me!”

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

SNL Weekend Update - Episode 3: A New Hope

It appears that the people of SNL read the blogs of high school students looking for class credit. I have determined this based on the simple fact that JEBIDIAH ATKINSON RETURNED TO THE WEEKEND UPDATE! The SNL Episode of January 31, hosted by JK Simmons, featured one of the better Weekend Update installments in recent memory. It was certainly a better segment than that of January 24, with the awful Riblet. This segment brought the edginess and humor sorely missing from the previous episodes’ Weekend Updates. Let’s dive right in.

Now, if you read my previous blog post, you may remember that I was lamenting the fact that the Weekend Update was not funny anymore; that the sketch had lost its edginess that so often before had brought humor. Previous weeks had seen the Weekend Update refusing to make fun of celebrities and powerful people, perhaps to be politically correct. But this refusal left the Update seeming too “safe” for lack of a better term. The jokes had been unfunny, the delivery flat, and the audience reaction awkward.

However, the most recent episode righted these wrongs with hilarious jokes, funny guest characters, and surprisingly competent delivery by Colin Jost and Michael Che. The jokes were actually funny this time, aside from the guests, because they were well-written. Here are a couple of my favorites:

“A new report shows that half the dogs in the U.S. are overweight, which explains why the most popular breed in America is the ‘Type-2 DiaBeagle.’” (Insert funny picture of fat beagle)

(About making stamps for lesser-known African-American heroes for Black History Month) “There’s a stamp for Crispus Attucks, the first American to die in the Revolutionary War, but what about a stamp for Crispus Attucks’ mother: the first black woman to name her son Crispus?”

“Disney this week unveiled Elena, its first Latina princess. Oh sure, but when I call someone a ‘Latina Princess’ I’m ‘ruining the quinceañera.’”

“People fled a courtroom in Arkansas after more than 30 bats flew inside during the trial. ‘Ugghh, that does NOT look good for me,’ said the woman on trial for witchcraft.”

“A cat, who was buried by its owner after it was hit by a car, dug its way out of the grave and returned to its owner five days later. That story again: a lady found a cat that looked like her old cat.”

This dog here is Cowboy, and he's no Type-2 DiaBeagle!

Interestingly, these jokes were all said after the first guest, and I chose these ones because those before the first guest were not very funny. These jokes listed above I liked for multiple reasons. First of all, my family owns two beagles named Dallas and Cowboy. (*Prepares for onslaught of Dallas Cowboys-haters in the comments section) These beagles are adorable little creatures who are quite plump, I must say, so a joke about beagles would naturally appeal to me. Also, I am a fan of stupid puns, and this pun was quite stupid, so it gets points in my book. I thought it was funny how Michael Che brought up that Crispus Attucks’ mother deserved a stamp for something as trivial as naming her child. The Disney/Latina joke was funny, partially because of Michael Che’s reaction “How many quinceañeras are you going to, man?” The bat joke was just plain funny to me. No further explanation needed. And finally, the cat joke, while somewhat cruel, got me laughing for a few reasons. 1: “The Simpsons” features a “crazy cat lady” character, and “The Office” features Angela, a character who owns many cats and is slightly insane. These have popularized an idea that cat-owners are crazy. 2: The story itself is insane, so no punchline is needed, but the given punchline is plain funny. 3: I am not a cat person. So jokes about cats make me laugh. For example, the Steve Martin movie “The Jerk” features a horrific practice called “cat-juggling” which you can view right here if you so desire.


These jokes, as I stated previously, were after the first guest, who was quite funny. Cecily Strong portrayed “A One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male-Driven Comedy,” and through this portrayal, the audience was able to witness an entire cookie-cutter love story. AODFCFAMDC (A One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male-Driven Comedy) is a character who is unique because she is pretty, but likes sports! She makes this distinction by wearing a pink football jersey. She has a personality, and isn’t your run-of-the-mill female character, because she wears GLASSES. Heather, as she calls herself, decides spur-of-the-moment to go out with Colin Jost, who obviously is confused and baffled. She says he needs to grow up, then describes a story of the two of them at a lunch party when he embarrassed her in an 8 thousand dollar dress. After a confused Jost asks who her pick for the Super Bowl is, she stunningly reveals that she is pregnant. She then gets mad at him (in a bland way) for getting thrown in jail. Jost proclaims he has no idea what she’s talking about, causing her to cry at the thought of him running away until he says he is baffled and had no intention of making her cry. Heather then forgives him, saying he has grown up, and then she lets Jost hold his baby, which is an obvious doll. He seems genuinely touched and hopeful until he realizes something shocking. “Wait a second, is this the baby from ‘American Sniper?’” Then she leaves him, after being mad about him leaving her. It’s confusing.


Cecily Strong as "A One Dimensional Female..." well you can read the picture. 

Anyway, so what was it about AODFCFAMDC that made her segment so funny? For one, she breaks down common clichés of female characters in comedies: being one-dimensional, special because of like of sports, feeling superior to men who “need to grow up,” and automatically forgiving said men after an apology. Now, I could list off movies that she was referring to, but to be quite honest, I haven’t watched too many male-driven comedies with one-dimensional female characters. So I won’t. You can figure out those movies for yourself, okay? Okay, moving on. Cecily Strong is one of the funnier cast members on SNL right now, and this segment proved it, with her absent-minded character stringing along an incomprehensible narrative during a segment about Super Bowl picks. I mean, she had a baby in like 2 minutes? Get out of here! But the baby was actually the funniest part of the segment for me. “American Sniper” is the highest-grossing movie in America right now, and I must say, it is a really good movie. You should all go see it. I would review it here, but this is not a movie review blog. Though I may start a blog for movie reviews now that I think about it… STAY FOCUSED KYLE!

Sorry about that.

Anyway, “American Sniper” includes scenes of the main character, Chris Kyle, and his baby, which is known to have been a prop in the movie instead of a real baby. So Colin Jost’s reaction “Is this the baby from ‘American Sniper’” is hilarious for making fun of that widely-known fact. And if you did not already know that fact, now you do. Congratulations you learned something new!


American Sniper's fake baby, which you can clearly see here is a doll.

“American Sniper” has been nominated for multiple Oscars this year, which is good, because the movie is much better than the nominees of last year, which were mercilessly made fun of by our good friend Jebidiah Atkinson. He is the harshest critic around, as he has been around to witness every speech, Christmas Special, Oscar Nominee, play, and as of January 31, Grammy Nominee. After Colin Jost’s cat joke, Michael Che brought in Jebidiah Atkinson to review this year’s Grammy Nominees, or as Jebidiah puts it “A night-long tribute to the Spotify playlist of a 12 year old girl!” After getting the audience prepared for hilarity, Atkinson goes on to wish he lived in the soundless vacuum of space and then discusses the songs themselves.


"Hall And Oates? The most talented member of that group is the 'And!' NEXT!"

“Meghan Trainor? She’s all about that bass, ‘bout that bass, no talent!”

He goes on to tell U2 “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for: a way to delete your album!” This is in reference to U2’s album being automatically put on new iPhones from the Cloud, I guess (I’m an Android user). Not content with simply that funny comment, Atkinson answered Bono’s question: “Without you.”

Atkinson then moves on to Iggy Azalea, telling her to wake up, smell the Azaleas, and realize that she’s white. If you think that’s insulting, don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger. And don’t you worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg with Atkinson.

He goes on to discuss classic Grammy Nominees. I won’t discuss all his jokes (some are a bit too insulting) but just talk about the funniest.

“Celine Dion? Someone turn her Celine Di-off!” He talks about her song featured in “Titanic” called “My Heart Will Go On.” “This song is a bigger disaster than the actual Titanic!” He says then “If you ask me, there were too many lifeboats.” After some jeers, he says “Save it, that’s just the tip of the iceberg!”


"The Beatles? If anything, they ruined Yoko! NEXT!"

Later: “Frank Sinatra. His only decent hits were the ones the mafia did for him!”

Then, Atkinson discusses the worst nominee ever, Elvis, and this is where his jokes get so terrible that I will not fully state them. He jokes about Elvis’ affinity for capes and drugs, then his juvenile lyrics, then Michael Jackson. In what context did Atkinson refer to Jackson? I’d rather not say, but you can find out for yourself if you really wish to.

Last week I voiced my disappointment in the Weekend Update for its lack of edge and unwillingness to insult the famous. Well, it seems that the writers, producers, and actors of SNL heard me loud and clear, since they brought in Jebidiah Atkinson to make fun of the Grammy Nominees. I had said that a few good men and women could save the Weekend Update, and they have. Taran Killam as Jebidiah Atkinson and Cecily Strong as A One-Dimensional Female Character From a Male-Driven Comedy bring in the humor and make this Weekend Update segment one of the best in recent memory. If the writing can continue with good jokes and the guests can be half as funny as Atkinson, then the Update can be saved.


The Charlie Brown kids look at the tree with hope. The tree is the Weekend Update and it has hope now that Jebidiah Atkinson has returned to set the standard for the Update's humor.

Now, there will not be a new episode this Saturday (February 7) but they will show a classic episode hosted by Patrick Swayze. I will likely review that rerun, or discuss other popular Weekend Update moments from the past. Now, if you have any comments, questions, concerns, suggestions, rants, or anything else to say, please say it in the comments. I want to know what you all think of my blog, so please let me know. Also, I would like to hear what you think about the most recent Weekend Update. Was Jebidiah Atkinson too harsh about Elvis and Michael Jackson? Is this too edgy or not edgy enough? And now, in the immortal words of Jebidiah Atkinson: “NEXT!”

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