Saturday, January 31, 2015

A Few Good Men Could Save The Weekend Update, But We’re Stuck With Jost and Che


The Weekend Update is the longest-running sketch in Saturday Night Live’s forty-year history; it has been there since the very beginning. Throughout this history, the Weekend Update has been consistently funny, with biting commentary on the issues of the times. The hosts have been known for their humorous observations about the events of the week, with various guests that are quite random and funny. The Weekend Update, has been, in short, hilarious for as long as it has been on air.

Unfortunately, the Weekend Update seems to have lost all that. Or perhaps it has just forgotten. That the Weekend Update hosts are still pioneers; that the Weekend Update has barely begun; that its greatest accomplishments cannot be behind it. That  the Update’s destiny lies above it.
The Update's destiny lies above it.

(Here’s for those of you who don’t get that semi-obscure reference.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WzHXI5HizQ)

(A quick side-note: the whole idea of quoting a monologue but changing some of its words to serve one’s own purposes will not be confined to here, but will be seen later on in the post. So sit on the edge of your seat; this is going to be an adventure!)

Now, in my “About Me” page, which I’m sure like three of you readers have read, I warned that if the Weekend Update was particularly forgettable or terrible, I would not blog about it because honestly, it’s not worth it. And unfortunately, that’s the case right now. In my last post, I said I would blog about the Weekend Update on January 17. Now, since I wrote that post, two Updates have taken place (perhaps three, depending on when this gets posted on the line). So I’m playing a bit of catch-up, discussing two Updates today. Well, neither update, on January 17 and January 24, was funny. It pains me to say this, because I very much enjoy SNL, and the Weekend Update has generally been my favorite part of SNL.

Not today.

Each Weekend Update segment takes about ten minutes, give or take a minute or two, because of the many news stories to cover and possible guest appearances by off-the-wall characters. So, two Weekend Updates add up to cover about twenty minutes, right? You’re following the math here? So in about twenty minutes (21:21 to be exact) the Weekend Update caused me to chuckle once. Once, just a chuckle. Twenty-one minutes is about how long a sitcom is without commercials! In the same amount of time as an entire sitcom, the Weekend Update didn’t even make me laugh! Now, I know some of you may be thinking “Oh, that author is just stating his opinion. He just has a different sense of humor, you know? This comedy isn’t for him!” Well, let me tell you, reader with that opinion, that I have been watching the Weekend Update for years now, and I have seen the great anchors. The Weekend Update has consistently been my favorite portion of the entire show! I very much enjoy that type of humor: the satirical take on the news with hilarious guests. My favorite SNL character of all time – Jebidiah Atkinson – came from the Weekend Update. I am a fan of the Update, and I love the humor, but not this. This isn’t even funny anymore. Most of the jokes and guests were cringe-inducing, from “Pete Davidson” to Riblet, Michael Che’s “old friend from high school.” I only chuckled because of the irony of what Michael Che said to Riblet, who was trying to steal Che’s “jorb.” After Riblet read an unfunny Update joke, Che said “That was pretty good, but there’s a lot more to this job.”
Riblet invades the Weekend Update to steal Che's "jorb"
Is there Michael? I feel like you should give that advice to Colin Jost, and then consider it yourself. Perhaps the part of their job that these anchors are missing is BEING FUNNY. Michael Che is doing a decent job; he has personality when he tells his jokes and has at least something resembling a delivery. Colin Jost, on the other hand, sounds like he is just reading from a script for the first time. He tries to be a host who delivers jokes with “dry humor,” but he just fails at that. He seems to be trying to emulate Seth Meyers instead of being original and unique. A new anchor is supposed to bring something new to the table (or desk, in this case) but neither Colin Jost nor Michael Che is doing that. Instead, they are simply reading unfunny jokes with forgettable delivery that leaves you thinking: when will they bring back Jebidiah Atkinson? Where is Seth Myers, and where is Norm Macdonald?
"Replace" as in "Try to be the exact same as, but fail to be even close to as funny as"
Now, I am not saying the Weekend Update is hopeless. I will admit, I did smile at Riblet’s microphone drop after saying that Michael Che lost his job (if only it was true, and it was about Colin Jost instead, but one can only dream). There is hope. The Weekend Update did something new this past week by having an ongoing story with a twist ending. Riblet interrupted Michael Che’s “jokes” to try and steal his “jorb” and then left. Later, Che’s “ex-girlfried” came on the show to talk about finances, and the ex-couple argued until it was revealed that her new boyfriend was Riblet, who reappeared and dropped another microphone. This didn’t get me to laugh, but it did show an ounce of creativity. If the Weekend Update can stop trying to be nice to celebrities and politicians and start to be edgy, if the Weekend Update can re-introduce creative characters and have decent delivery of jokes, if the Weekend Update can be creative and introduce something new to the table, then maybe it can be worthwhile to watch again.

But until then, we are stuck with Colin Jost – an attempted Seth Meyers clone – and Michael Che – a somewhat enthusiastic host given bad material. What the Update needs is a few good men (and women) to introduce creativity, both in writing and in guest characters. Then maybe, just maybe, Colin Jost can unenthusiastically deliver decent jokes and Michael Che might be able to get some laughs out of this uninterested blogger (and many fans as well). What the Update needs is to be able to intelligently and hilariously comment on current events and not be afraid to insult people in power. I’m not saying that all of SNL has lost this ability, I’m just saying that the Weekend Update has, and it must regain that ability.
"The Wishing Boooot! The real Wishing Boooot! The whole dang time that dog had been the Boot!"

SNL as a whole can still be a very funny show. The January 24 episode, hosted by Blake Shelton, had some hilarious moments, both related to current events and to current trends. Blake Shelton, a country singer, sang with two other SNL cast members (Aidy Bryant and the always hilarious Kate McKinnon) about the “Wishing Boot.” This song was hilarious, as it made fun of country music, was self-aware (a country singer making fun of his own music), and was surprisingly catchy. I have had the song stuck in my head for a week now, and let me say, it puts me in a good mood to think that if I’m in a time of trouble the Wishing Boot will appear and solve all my problems. (It’s ridiculous but hilarious at the same time.) See: a current trend made fun of in a hilarious satirical way. SNL has not lost that ability.
Dougie Spoons sings Tom Brady's praises before turning into Jack Nicholson.
Perhaps even funnier was the Cold Open of the episode, which is just the first sketch one sees when the episode starts. A very heated topic today is the “Deflate-Gate” scandal of the New England Patriots supposedly deflating footballs in the AFC championship game in order to gain an advantage and go to the Super Bowl. The Cold Open featured cast members impersonating Coach Bill Belichick, Quarterback Tom Brady, and Assistant Equipment Co Manager Dougie Spoons. Belichick, portrayed by Beck Bennett, was shown to be a grumpy ruthless head coach, kind of like the real Bill Belichick. Tom Brady, portrayed by the hilarious Jebidiah Atkinson-portraying Taran Killam, was shown to be completely clueless and stupid, which was quite funny to see. This Tom Brady could make a fun guest on the Update. And finally, Dougie Spoons, portrayed by Bobby Moynihan (Riblet), was shown to be the guilty party with aspirations of Tom Brady being the father of his child. In perhaps the funniest SNL segment since Dr. Evil interrupted a depressed Sam Smith, Dougie Spoons was interrogated by a reporter about deflating the footballs, and he went on a monologue ripped straight from Jack Nicholson’s famous “A Few Good Men” speech. Spoons said “You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at Super Bowl parties, you want me on that ball! You need me on that ball!” Then Spoons screamed that he deflated the footballs. What made this funny was the fact that SNL commented on current events with hilarious characters, clever writing, and perfect delivery. The Weekend Update should take notes, because THAT is how comedy is done.

Jack Nicholson: the original monologue-ing man who indicts himself because he's angry.

Next week I will comment on the episode of January 31, hosted by JK Simmons, and hopefully I will be able to talk about the Weekend Update in a positive light. If you have any comments, questions, disagreements, agreements, or monologues, just type them in the comments section. Since it will be a week until I discuss that episode, feel free to let me know what you think I should discuss about the episode in my next blog. I am always looking for constructive criticism, so if you have anything to say about my writing style, topic, anger, blog design, or pictures in the post, please do not hesitate to say it to my face for no credit or put it in the comments for class credit. And, to conclude in the immortal words of like every SNL cast member ever: “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night!”

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